
MAMA UMBRIDGE!
OH DEAR GOD
THE ONLY TIME I’VE WANTED A KEN DOLL THIS MUCH WAS WHEN I HAD LIKE 3 BARBIES AND ONE KEN DOLL, SO THE BARBIES HAD TO SHARE A BOYFRIEND, AND I WAS REALLY PISSED THAT I’D HAVE TO BE LIKE, “Heeyy, I’m Barbie’s boyfriend! *puts on a different shirt* Hi, I’m Molly’s boyfriend!”
BUT THIS
THIS TOPS IT ALL


